Groovy Disco Daryl (Alias Jakob Werling) – The Near True News

94-Years-Young Substitute Teacher Tunes to HDMI-3 on First Try!
Volcano Erupts Beneath School; Administrators Recommend Leaving Home Earlier
Lincoln’s Final Letters Reveal Wishes for Big Big Big Chair
Scientists Terrified to Discover Astrology Fake
Honesty No Longer Best Policy
Cooking Classes Will No Longer Be Taught By Eminem’s Mom
Women’s Construction Club Breaks Glass Ceiling in Major Sledgehammer Accident

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Groovy Disco Daryl (Alias Jakob Werling)