November 20
Detonation of sun causes the bankruptcy of Sunglass Hut
November 20
Zoom announces new anti-vaxx campaign
November 20
Handshake club disbands, “we just can’t make it work”
November 19
College Board announces new fight-to-the-death scholarship
November 19
Range Rover names New Trier student customer of the year
November 19
Protesters protest, not knowing what they are protesting, despite protests
October 13
New Trier Goes Remote; Lunch Lines Somehow Remain
October 13
Old Building Bathrooms deemed Historical Landmark
October 13
Dance Day performance choreographed to Challah Talk
October 13
Climate Survey Reveals It’s Way Too Hot In Here
October 13
Parking Lot Small
October 13
Disturbing New Study Finds That Sophomores are Just Slightly Older Freshman
October 13
Sinks Removed From Bathrooms to Make Room for Tik Toks
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