Max’s accolades include: winner of the 2019 Wriders Guild Award, winner of the Stanley Cup, The Regional Biannual Ping Pong Championship semifinalist, participant in second-grade Little League Baseball tournament (green team), first man on the Sun, vegan (except for TGI Friday's), elephant dung shoveler, stay-at-home mom, felon, record holder for fastest time to crash a car, and certified loser.