• “Devious Licks” peaks with students stealing any respect the school administrators had for them
  • Student feels more stressed after wasting time meditating to reduce stress
  • Administrator assigned to observe whether 85 minute periods are too long falls asleep during class lecture
  • New Trier improves diversity by rounding percentages
  • English class reading readings on how to write rereads to write right
  • Tornado Chaser finally catches up
  • How to save money on Melatonin by crying yourself to sleep instead
Max P

Max P, Unpredictable and tootsie-roll

Max is cool, chill and he’s smokin’ hot. He’s a classy cosmopolitan who was once strangled to death with a life jacket.

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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
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