Max P

School bell replaced with Bavarian yodeler
Economic inflation sadly not factoring into GPA inflation
New Trier cuts costs by crowdsourcing student knowledge instead of using teachers
APUSH students demand change to Americentric curriculum
Noun adverbally verbs whilst verbing a noun.
Near True News social media consultant faces backlash over TikTok thirst trap on official account
New Trier lowers stress by no longer asking about it

Max P, Unpredictable and tootsie-roll

Max is cool, chill and he’s smokin’ hot. He’s a classy cosmopolitan who was once strangled to death with a life jacket.

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