• November 20Detonation of sun causes the bankruptcy of Sunglass Hut
  • November 20Zoom announces new anti-vaxx campaign
  • November 20Handshake club disbands, “we just can’t make it work”
  • November 19College Board announces new fight-to-the-death scholarship
  • November 19Range Rover names New Trier student customer of the year
  • November 19Protesters protest, not knowing what they are protesting, despite protests
  • October 13New Trier Goes Remote; Lunch Lines Somehow Remain
  • October 13Old Building Bathrooms deemed Historical Landmark
  • October 13Dance Day performance choreographed to Challah Talk
  • October 13Climate Survey Reveals It’s Way Too Hot In Here
  • October 13Parking Lot Small
  • October 13Disturbing New Study Finds That Sophomores are Just Slightly Older Freshman
  • October 13Sinks Removed From Bathrooms to Make Room for Tik Toks

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Hi! My name is Maggie. I am the editor-in-chief of the Near True News this year. I'm a senior and will be passing the torch to someone else next year, so I'll do what I can to bring the club to the ground this year. Don't touch my horoscopes!

Maggie von Dohlen, Editor-in-Chief

Nov 20, 2020
Restaurant reviews! (Story)
Nov 10, 2020
New Drop Off Policy Drives Parents Bonkers (Story)
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Maggie von Dohlen