About

The Near True News is a work of satire, published by the students of New Trier High School in Winnetka, Illinois.  Nothing that appears here should be taken with even the smallest bit of seriousness.  If you think too hard about anything you read here, you’ve already made more effort than we did.

If you have any questions, queries, quips, compliments, comments, critiques, conundrums, calculations, confabulations, and/or thoughts, send us a message (click here!) or come visit us on Wednesdays after school in Room W320.