New Trier’s political heat has been unleashed throughout the campus. As students find themselves bombarded with propaganda, election updates, and all sorts of political...

Causing a stink in the community, the New Trier Pooping Team has slammed popular school sports account New Trier Stool with a new copyright lawsuit. The reason? The word "stool.”  The...

Are you tired of doing work? Is that senioritis sinking in? Then look no further than the Senior Project! Just pick an activity you want to do instead of school work, slap...

Now that we have made it through another Valentine’s Day we know that many of you are regretting your romantic choices. We at the Near True News are here to help. If...

In a stunning move, the New Trier Board of Education voted unanimously to adopt a "no homework" policy, much to the outrage of students. The policy, which would go into...

Bass fishers are known for oozing romantic appeal, but they often elude even the highest quality flirtations. Luckily, the Near True News’ team of Love Editors have put...

This past week, in an unprecedented move, Google Translate has launched a lawsuit against the Spanish teachers of New Trier and the competitor company Word Reference for reported...

To students’ surprise, the leaders of New Trier have announced a new $15 million plan to not help in any way whatsoever. The plan, which has been dubbed the “Inaction...