• October 26How to save money on Melatonin by crying yourself to sleep instead
  • October 26“Devious Licks” peaks with students stealing any respect the school administrators had for them
  • October 26Student feels more stressed after wasting time meditating to reduce stress
  • October 26Administrator assigned to observe whether 85 minute periods are too long falls asleep during class lecture
  • October 26New Trier improves diversity by rounding percentages
  • October 26English class reading readings on how to write rereads to write right
  • October 26Tornado Chaser finally catches up
2019 Field Trip Report
2019 Field Trip Report
Eli Trokenheim and Annie von Dohlen March 5, 2021

Remote learning has nothing on the desire of students to get excursion cards signed! Unfortunately, the Cook County Department of Health disagreed, so here is our field trip report for 2019. Spanish- Students spent the first...

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Horoscopes
Horoscopes: Spring 2021
Maggie von Dohlen, Editor • June 1, 2021

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will wake up in a cold sweat one night, realizing that you forgot to submit the bibliography for your Junior Theme.   TAURUS (April 20-May...

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes: Fall 2020
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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier