As the beginning of school rolls into full swing, lonely freshmen and middle children aren’t the only ones desperate for attention. New Trier’s clubs – all six hundred...

The groans of New Trier students rang far and wide through the halls as Jeremy Jugburger entered, eager to share whatever thought was on his mind. Students familiar with Jeremy...

With the end of school approaching, New Trier’s seniors have begun a vicious campaign of senior pranks. These practical jokes are nothing to laugh about; the seniors have...

Flasks flung furiously across the floor. Goggles ignored in drawers. Broken beakers beaten in sinks.   New Trier spends approximately a week teaching about safety in the...

Over the summer of 2021, the New Trier Warehouse District quietly arose in the fields surrounding the Northfield Campus.  Despite numerous concerns about the surreptitious...

The New Trier Pooping Team came out victorious in the regional pooping championship, and is now preparing for state. “I can already smell victory,” says Bo Wells, who...

Earlier this week, District Head of State Donovan McMaphin announced the implementation of a revamped Kinetic Wellness curriculum. “The new Kinetic Wellness will not only...

As the school days drag on and the clocks seem unwilling to move, students often ask themselves: Why do I need to know this? When will I ever use this? Is this worth sleep...