• New Trier students forced to put SSN and in All About Me presentation
  • “Students who use ChatGPT are cheaters” says teacher who assigns homework pages downloaded from abcteaching.com
  • Sloppy Joe made out of Joe (sorry Joe)
  • Study Conducted by New Trier Intelligent Investors Club Asserts that Correlation Between Wealth and Success Doesn’t Exist, It’s All Hard Work
  • New Trier student accepted to Yale after printing college essay on hundred dollar bills
  • Computer Science Student Gets 100 On Their Binary Test
Horoscopes: Winter 2023
Horoscopes: Winter 2023
Near True News Staff February 15, 2023

HOROSCOPES  ARIES (March 21-April 19) You stand, triumphant, over a battered body. You’ve won the desperate grapple for the construction paper cutout of Trevius Maximus,...

Horoscopes: Winter 2022
Horoscopes: Winter 2022
November 30, 2022

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You will be hit in the head by a flying industrial sized bowl of queso while you close your eyes to make your daily 11:11 wish.   TAURUS...

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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier