The following letter has been sent to The Near True News by a fellow student with the purpose of inspiring other students to become conscientious objectors to schooling. To...

A fanclub for New Trier’s very own Trevius Maximus was recently approved by the student activities office. Inspired by his “gallantry and glory,” its members are dedicated...

Senior quotes were due last month, which means that this year's juniors have less than a year to brainstorm a list of creative quips to be emblazoned beneath their eternal...

Results from New Trier’s latest Student Wellness Survey show significant improvements over previous years, the administration reported. Students were given five options...

As the beginning of school rolls into full swing, lonely freshmen and middle children aren’t the only ones desperate for attention. New Trier’s clubs – all six hundred...

The New Trier Pooping Team came out victorious in the regional pooping championship, and is now preparing for state. “I can already smell victory,” says Bo Wells, who...