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Another victim of Jeremys insights.
Notorious Bad-Take Student Haunts New Trier
Ben S May 31, 2022

The groans of New Trier students rang far and wide through the halls as Jeremy Jugburger entered, eager to share whatever thought was on his mind. Students familiar with Jeremy (none of them were willing to be identified as friends...

Horoscopes: Summer 2022
Horoscopes: Summer 2022
Near True News Staff May 24, 2022

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Don't catch feelings. They won't catch you.   TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Give into peer pressure. Do it. DO IT!   GEMINI (May...

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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier