• Baby left on doorstep of child growth and development class
  • Students Discover “Low Busywork” Teacher of 3 Months Actually Cardboard Cutout
  • Celebrity Guest Disappoints Crowd of Yo-Yo Enthusiasts with Lame Cello Performance
  • Custodians Go Too Far: School Now Gone
  • Dislexea Tetsing in Nusre’s Ofice
  • Teacher ditches attendance policy meeting to make quick 7/11 run
  • Hungry Hungry Caterpillar added to sophomore curriculum as a great window into the rich culture of bugs
Horoscopes: Winter 2023
Horoscopes: Winter 2023
November 29, 2023

HOROSCOPES  ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will become a hero of the administration when the school bell breaks and somebody needs to alert gym class to start hustling. TAURUS...

Horoscopes: Summer 2023
Horoscopes: Summer 2023
May 17, 2023

HOROSCOPES  ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you want to make friends, don’t be yourself. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will investigate a math crime; things won't add up.  GEMINI...

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