• School Therapist says, “Be better.”
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  • State government installs more “no gun” stickers to protect students
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Amidst Club Fair Antics, The Near True News Remains True
Amidst Club Fair Antics, The Near True News Remains True
Nicolle B, Co-Editor and Eli T, Co-Editor September 12, 2022

As the beginning of school rolls into full swing, lonely freshmen and middle children aren’t the only ones desperate for attention. New Trier’s clubs – all six hundred and seventy nine of them – host what is widely considered...

Horoscopes: Summer 2022
Horoscopes: Summer 2022
Near True News Staff May 24, 2022

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Don't catch feelings. They won't catch you.   TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Give into peer pressure. Do it. DO IT!   GEMINI (May...

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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier