• The Killers concert NOT what it seems. Kindly, be warned.
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  • Automotive Engineering creates minivan and I created an even mini-er van
  • IGSS Kids Hacky Sack with Grenade
Letter to the Editor: The Joys of Dropping Out
Letter to the Editor: The Joys of Dropping Out
Abby P. November 30, 2022

The following letter has been sent to The Near True News by a fellow student with the purpose of inspiring other students to become conscientious objectors to schooling. To the students of this fine institution called “New...

Senior Quotes for You!
Senior Quotes for You!
November 30, 2022
Horoscopes: Winter 2022
Horoscopes: Winter 2022
November 30, 2022

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You will be hit in the head by a flying industrial sized bowl of queso while you close your eyes to make your daily 11:11 wish.   TAURUS...

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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier