• Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
  • Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
  • Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
  • Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation

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New Trier’s New “Negative Tolerance” Policy Encourages Stupid Nonsense

New Trier’s New “Negative Tolerance” Policy Encourages Stupid Nonsense

Max P
May 17, 2023
New Trier Introduces River Running Through Winnetka Campus to Encourage Trade

New Trier Introduces River Running Through Winnetka Campus to Encourage Trade

Max P
April 5, 2023
Pooping Team Cracks Open Explosive Suit Against New Trier Stool: “We can’t be made #2!”

Pooping Team Cracks Open Explosive Suit Against New Trier Stool: “We can’t be made #2!”

Max P
March 22, 2023
Top 10 Breakup Lines to Make Ending Things Fun for Everyone

Top 10 Breakup Lines to Make Ending Things Fun for Everyone

Max P
February 15, 2023
As New Trier Adopts “No Homework” Policy, Students Complain About Too Much Freetime

As New Trier Adopts “No Homework” Policy, Students Complain About Too Much Freetime

Max P
February 15, 2023
New Trier Administration Creates a $15 Million “Inaction Plan”

New Trier Administration Creates a $15 Million “Inaction Plan”

Max P
February 15, 2023
Senior Quotes for You!

Senior Quotes for You!

Max P
November 30, 2022
NT Pooping Team Wins Regionals, Moves on to State

NT Pooping Team Wins Regionals, Moves on to State

Max P
May 24, 2022
Birthday Gift Ideas

Birthday Gift Ideas

Max P
January 25, 2022
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