Top 10 Breakup Lines to Make Ending Things Fun for Everyone
Now that we have made it through another Valentine’s Day we know that many of you are regretting your romantic choices. We at the Near True News are here to help.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put I at the beginning and U at the end.
- Is our relationship a sitcom with over seven seasons? Because I think it needs to end.
- My love for you is like the Loch Ness Monster. I wish it existed.
- Someone must have put painkillers in our love, because I can’t feel it anymore.
- We are like a Kit Kat; I’d like to take a break.
- If our relationship was a remote control, I would be pressing the pause button (and throwing it at the TV)
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather I wasn’t still seeing you.
- Roses are red, a baby deer is a fawn, whatever we once had, today it is gone.
- Roses are red, a frog is not a toad, gather your belongings, and please hit the road.
- Roses are red, Stuart Little is a mouse, I will call the police if you don’t leave my house.
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feburary 15 2023 • Mar 1, 2023 at 9:57 pm
hmm i think that this article is ok but it would hjabe been funnier if i read it on valentiens day! mmmmm i would give it a 6.5/10 . i think some of the “Lines” are a bit obserd, to say the least. and i find it hard to bealive that anyone would legitmiatly say these things espcially to someone whomst they at one point helt dear or at least was some amount of attracited to. hmmmm i think that a better lines would be something along the LINES of “im really done with all this we’re breaking up.” this for example is more to the point and less outrageious whilst still maintianing a mysterious, childlike, playful outer image involving the delightment of the mind and soul ? although this article is very good and i laughed at many many many junctions i find myself looking for more in the realm of realism and less obserd and frankly…. bonkilicous statemnets. aswell i thjnk a more thurough hmmm and less playful and childlike apporach to peer review and fact checking would do this “article rather good!. hmmm for example ” a frog is not a toad” is simply put. NOT TRUE not even near true berhaps! if i was writing this article i would make it something like “a bull frog is a type of frog”. this keeps the same sentiment whilst still upholding a powerful and whimsicul arouma of mistery that keeps the reader engaged and giggling like a gosh darn baby all !. i think that this article is about a 6.5/10 becaseu it was aight i guess but also maybe could be better. if i was writing this it would be probably a 9.5 to a 10/10 article. my stile is far more mysterious and evil, like an ancient mummy tomb,, whilst still maintianing a playful almost, childlike innocnence and playfulness that really makes the world of liturature go round