Top 10 Breakup Lines to Make Ending Things Fun for Everyone


Now that we have made it through another Valentine’s Day we know that many of you are regretting your romantic choices. We at the Near True News are here to help.

  1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put I at the beginning and U at the end.
  2. Is our relationship a sitcom with over seven seasons? Because I think it needs to end.
  3. My love for you is like the Loch Ness Monster. I wish it existed.
  4. Someone must have put painkillers in our love, because I can’t feel it anymore.
  5. We are like a Kit Kat; I’d like to take a break.
  6. If our relationship was a remote control, I would be pressing the pause button (and throwing it at the TV)
  7. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather I wasn’t still seeing you.
  8. Roses are red, a baby deer is a fawn, whatever we once had, today it is gone.
  9. Roses are red, a frog is not a toad, gather your belongings, and please hit the road.
  10. Roses are red, Stuart Little is a mouse, I will call the police if you don’t leave my house.