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Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation

Top 7 Graduation Walks

Nicolle B, Co-Editor and Eli T, Co-Editor
May 17, 2023

Top 5 Graduation Presents

Eli T, Co-Editor
May 17, 2023

9 things I Love About Sigmund Freud

Shirley X and Tyler W
April 5, 2023

10 Best Senior Projects!

Elizabeth C
March 22, 2023

Top 10 Breakup Lines to Make Ending Things Fun for Everyone

Max P
February 15, 2023

Fishin’ for Love with Bass Fishing Pickup Lines!

Nicolle B, Co-Editor and Eli T, Co-Editor
February 15, 2023

10 Hottest Couples at NT!

Avery S and Elizabeth C
February 15, 2023

How to Pass Valentine’s Day as a Heartbroken Hermit

Nicolle B
February 15, 2023

What was your experience of the Spooky Scrounge?

Riley K
November 30, 2022

Senior Quotes for You!

Max P
November 30, 2022

Senior Pranks Get Out of Hand

Kelsey H
May 31, 2022

Horoscopes: Summer 2022

Near True News Staff
May 24, 2022

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