• New Trier students forced to put SSN and in All About Me presentation
  • “Students who use ChatGPT are cheaters” says teacher who assigns homework pages downloaded from abcteaching.com
  • Sloppy Joe made out of Joe (sorry Joe)
  • Study Conducted by New Trier Intelligent Investors Club Asserts that Correlation Between Wealth and Success Doesn’t Exist, It’s All Hard Work
  • New Trier student accepted to Yale after printing college essay on hundred dollar bills
  • Computer Science Student Gets 100 On Their Binary Test
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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
Shirley X