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Nick is a small green man from Mars, but he won’t admit it because the government paid him off. Crucial in faking the moon landing, Nick possesses many important skills, but a basic understanding of object permanence is sadly not one of them.

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PA System No Longer Causes Hearing Damage; Students Furious

PA System No Longer Causes Hearing Damage; Students Furious

Nick S November 15, 2023

New Trier’s morning announcements have long been a source of joy at the start of an otherwise dull and tedious school day. From the Pledge of Allegiance to club invitations, listening to the messages...

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