ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your consumer teacher will warn you that inflation won’t raise your GPA TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The book store worker will argue with you; you will leave crying GEMINI...

The History: The Niagara Falls power plant, also known as the Edward Dean Adams Power Plant, is a historic hydroelectric power station that began operation in 1896. It was the first large-scale, alternating...

George Washington and Aristotle.   You heard that right, the dynamic duo is gone. They were both found dead together, swaddled in each other’s arms after a helicopter accident. Napoleon Bonaparte. ...

HOROSCOPES  ARIES (March 21-April 19) You stand, triumphant, over a battered body. You’ve won the desperate grapple for the construction paper cutout of Trevius Maximus, soon to be brought to...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Don't catch feelings. They won't catch you.   TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Give into peer pressure. Do it. DO IT!   GEMINI (May 21-June 20) You're not...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You will try a yoga class only to find that you are not flexible enough to start becoming flexible.   TAURUS (April 20-May 20) After watching 20 minutes of a...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Sometimes, courage in the face of extreme improbability of success is stupidity. Please, calm down.   TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Beware of that which proclaims...

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