Will P.
Will’s work has never been praised by any figure of authority, but that doesn’t stop him from writing “decorated satirist” on his resume. Will maintains that accolades are mostly a state of mind, a philosophy he invented after not winning several awards he never applied for, and though his creative process consists mostly of staring at a blinking cursor until it blinks first, he remains convinced that greatness is inevitable—mostly because he’s already drafted an acceptance speech for an award that, much like his talent, has yet to materialize.
