In the months after I—Don McMafun, Superintendent of New Trier High School—announced the special military operation to topple the totalitarian and anti-education municipalities of Winnetka and Kenilworth, this school’s commitment to the ongoing special military operation has wavered.
Various prominent members among the New Trier High School community, including Student Council President and suspected village of Kenilworth sympathizer Alex Smith, have called the special military operation “an unjustified, illegal, and amoral invasion of sovereign villages” that “is in flagrant violation of existing intersuburban treaties.” [Editor’s note: As of last Tuesday, Smith has been convicted of untrevian-like conduct, crimes against truth, and high treason. She has been given the GPA death penalty]. Individuals like Smith represent a pernicious threat to our school community. Anyone who opposes the special military operation stands in favor of the continuance of the oppressive and anti-education local governments of Winnetka and Kenilworth, municipalities that oppose the continued freedom of New Trier Township High School and its citizen-students. These violent partisans—recent New Trier Ministry of Truth studies have shown that former Washburne and Sears students commit ninety-eight percent of all academic integrity violations—must be re-educated by approved New Trier staff in our Department of Truth Correction and Value Re-alignment. Any member of the New Trier community who expresses sympathy for these false states will be committing an act of high treason and crimes against truth.
[T]he special military operation “an unjustified, illegal, and amoral invasion of sovereign villages” that “is in flagrant violation of existing intersuburban treaties.”
The government of New Trier Township High School has never negotiated with terrorists, which is why the only result of the special military operation is the liberation of all oppressed villages on the North Shore. We will not rest until the re-education of all peoples subject to the cruel rule of the horrific village governments of Winnetka and Kenilworth is complete.
In order to ensure continuing school-wide unity during this critical phase of the special military operation, the administration has instituted the New Trier Civic Harmony Initiative (N.T.C.H.I.), requiring all students and faculty to publicly affirm their support for the operation during the newly implemented passing-period announcements. Participation is, of course, entirely voluntary; however, failure to participate will be recorded as a Level III Ideological Absence and may result in schedule optimization, locker reassignment, GPA realignment, or mandatory enrollment in the Introduction to Objective Truth seminar series. Parents have also expressed concern regarding the newly implemented Loyalty Verification Badges, which change color based on an individual’s compliance history. Let me be clear: these badges are not used for tracking, monitoring, or identification purposes, and any purported usage along these lines is a malicious rumor likely originating in Winnetka.
The pillar of New Trier’s safety has always been its committed vigilance, which is why every student is now empowered—indeed, obligated—to serve as a Civic Integrity Liaison for their peers. If you overhear defeatist hallway murmurs, notice a suspiciously unpatriotic, neutral, or unmoved facial expression during announcements, or observe a classmate failing to clap with sufficient enthusiasm, you must report it promptly through the Patriotic Concern Portal. Silence is not neutrality; it is complicity. Apathy enables subversion, and indifference provides cover for Kenilworthian ideology to metastasize unchecked. Choosing not to report is itself a reportable offense. In times like these, loyalty is demonstrated not by what you believe, but by what you are willing to notice, document, and submit before third period.
Together, through orderly compliance and enthusiastic reporting, we will protect New Trier’s school community from the danger of independent thought and foreign ideologies.
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