Attendance office sees record number of sign in/sign outs on Senior Skip Day
Local scribes struggle to maintain business throughout Spring Break
New Trier Social Worker Assigns Homework
Midnight train’s journey abruptly stops after hitting streetlights, people
Safe and Sound: Winnetka Campus Safely Evacuated from Dangerous Popcorn Machine
Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, takes out loans from DECA
Local students shine at Turnabout, stun crowds with The Metamorphosis theme

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

2024-2025 Staff

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Max P

Max’s accolades include: winner of the 2019 Wriders Guild Award, winner of the Stanley Cup, The Regional Biannual Ping Pong Championship semifinalist, participant in second-grade Little League Baseball tournament (green team),...

Writer, Gourmet heirloom couch potato, north suburban flaneur

Abby P

Abby is a professional procrastinator who can dodge any assignment thrown at her. She has recently become the coach of an Olympic goldfish training team which practices on the weekends in Bali. After graduating from the only university...