NT students receive grand total of one dollar after successful class action lawsuit against College Board.
When will it stop? Student records first 7.0 GPA, setting a new bar for everyone
AP Chemistry students “shocked and appalled” after learning of life outside of school.
Combating Congestion, New Trier Expands Lunchroom Stairway to 4-Lanes
Walmart Supercenter Opens in the Scrounge
“This meeting could have been a poem,” Quips Creative Writing Teacher
Declassified Helicopter Footage Reveals that Winnetka Campus has a Bald Spot

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Ten Million Dollar Donation to Athletic Facilities from Mysterious Stranger

Benny P. • May 21, 2025

Reports tell us that a mysterious man showed up to New Trier on Tuesday morning, April 15th. He was wearing gold plated sunglasses and a large fur cloak. A student described him: “He was very scary,...

New Trier Football Beats NFL in…Uncrustables?

Benny P. • December 11, 2024

The NFL recently released data explaining why and how their players are so successful, and the astounding results have inspired New Trier football players to follow in the professional athletes’ footsteps....

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