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New Trier Football Beats NFL in…Uncrustables?

New Trier Football Beats NFL in…Uncrustables?

Benny P. December 11, 2024

 The NFL recently released data explaining why and how their players are so successful, and the astounding results have inspired New Trier football players to follow in the professional athletes’ footsteps....

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