• The Killers concert NOT what it seems. Kindly, be warned.
  • Sumerian student pillages New Trier’s grain and lentil supply
  • New Trier Steals Academic Integrity Policy from Loyola
  • Automotive Engineering creates minivan and I created an even mini-er van
  • IGSS Kids Hacky Sack with Grenade
George M

George M, Living human person, adds the word funny to the beginning of nouns sometimes.

George is bad at everything he does, but some people don’t seem to understand so he says he’s humble and just goes with it. He eats two loaves of bread every Saturday and he understands that life is short and meaningless, and also everything after that is nothing. He avidly watches and rewatches the office every year on Netflix and now on Peacock (which is free by the way).

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