• Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
  • Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
  • Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
  • Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation
George M

George M, Living human person, adds the word funny to the beginning of nouns sometimes.

George is bad at everything he does, but some people don’t seem to understand so he says he’s humble and just goes with it. He eats two loaves of bread every Saturday and he understands that life is short and meaningless, and also everything after that is nothing. He avidly watches and rewatches the office every year on Netflix and now on Peacock (which is free by the way).

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