• School Therapist says, “Be better.”
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Shirley X

Shirley X, girlbossin wasp, the shirest of the shropshires

Shirley is very irresponsible; she can be found at any given moment running away from her problems or sleeping. On occasion when she is not doing either, she draws what some claim to be “grotesque Pinocchios” in addition to indulging in petty crime. Shirley loves eating fingers, breaking rosin, and photoshopping dubious miscellany.

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