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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

Sofie VT

Sofie VT, Designer of the Converse Pride Collection

Sofie, a raging anarchist, spends most of her time hate mailing the IRS. Though her anti-government activities have landed her in prison on quite a few occasions, her resolve remains unwavering to single-handedly dismantle the 5G network, one wire at a time. 

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