• Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
  • Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
  • Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
  • Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation
Sofie VT

Sofie VT, Designer of the Converse Pride Collection

Sofie, a raging anarchist, spends most of her time hate mailing the IRS. Though her anti-government activities have landed her in prison on quite a few occasions, her resolve remains unwavering to single-handedly dismantle the 5G network, one wire at a time. 

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Sofie VT