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  • Lincoln’s Final Letters Reveal Wishes for Big Big Big Chair
  • Scientists Terrified to Discover Astrology Fake
  • Honesty No Longer Best Policy
  • Cooking Classes Will No Longer Be Taught By Eminem’s Mom
  • Women’s Construction Club Breaks Glass Ceiling in Major Sledgehammer Accident
Sofie VT

Sofie VT, Designer of the Converse Pride Collection

Sofie, a raging anarchist, spends most of her time hate mailing the IRS. Though her anti-government activities have landed her in prison on quite a few occasions, her resolve remains unwavering to single-handedly dismantle the 5G network, one wire at a time. 

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Sofie VT