• School Therapist says, “Be better.”
  • New Trier Students Named "Most Humble" by Same New Trier Students
  • Students question origins of baby oil after learning about olive presses
  • State government installs more “no gun” stickers to protect students
  • Near Troo Noows Bans Speelchek
Sofie VT

Sofie VT, Designer of the Converse Pride Collection

Sofie, a raging anarchist, spends most of her time hate mailing the IRS. Though her anti-government activities have landed her in prison on quite a few occasions, her resolve remains unwavering to single-handedly dismantle the 5G network, one wire at a time. 

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Sofie VT