10 Hottest New Trier Couples
- The couple at the bottom of staircase that shows no affection
- Trevius Maximus and Willie the Wildkit
- Principle Don McC’maffin and his troll collection
- Roo Roo the school Roomba and Sally the soap dispenser
- That one kid and his anime body pillow (you know who you are.)
- Pride and Prejudice
- Gates the gym and Mylie the wrecking ball
- Pete Davidson and y/n
- UwU and OwO
- (Your) depression and (your) anxiety
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Elizabeth C
Snarky and poorly-coordinated, Elizabeth enjoys intense bingo tournaments and less-than-optimal reality TV marathons.