10 Hottest New Trier Couples

  1. The couple at the bottom of staircase that shows no affection
  2. Trevius Maximus and Willie the Wildkit
  3. Principle Don McC’maffin and his troll collection
  4. Roo Roo the school Roomba and Sally the soap dispenser
  5. That one kid and his anime body pillow (you know who you are.)
  6. Pride and Prejudice
  7. Gates the gym and Mylie the wrecking ball
  8. Pete Davidson and y/n
  9. UwU and OwO
  10. (Your) depression and (your) anxiety