Sporps Reporps!
All the sporps there are to reporp!
- Dance team was two jazz hands short of a win.
- The Football team went to the other side five times and the crowd screamed for seven ball throws. Our side was more colorful so we probably won.
- Rugby team is still waiting on the sidelines for the football game to end.
- Un-Fashionable Fencing Team fails to pull off that much white. Analysts recommend warmer tones to increase win percentages and attractiveness.
- Baseball season is on hiatus due to bats being loaned out to local pizzerias to help with the rat problem.
- All other sports either lost or won.
