Sporps Reporps!

All the sporps there are to reporp!

  • Dance team was two jazz hands short of a win.
  • The Football team went to the other side five times and the crowd screamed for seven ball throws. Our side was more colorful so we probably won.
  • Rugby team is still waiting on the sidelines for the football game to end.
  • Un-Fashionable Fencing Team fails to pull off that much white. Analysts recommend warmer tones to increase win percentages and attractiveness.
  • Baseball season is on hiatus due to bats being loaned out to local pizzerias to help with the rat problem.
  • All other sports either lost or won.