The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Stationary Rollercoaster

April 5, 2023

Sit at one of the high tables so you can put your backpack on the floor (there are no extra chairs). Now every time you need to get something, you can tip your chair backwards as far as you possibly can to grab your pencil case. That scrumptious rush of stomach-turning adrenaline just before falling on your back almost makes the banality of your school day worth enduring.

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