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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

Winter Horoscopes
Winter Horoscopes
Near True News Staff December 11, 2024

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In a cruel twist of fate, Trevius Maximus will find out that you never voted in the ABC7 Friday Flyover poll, resulting in ridicule and mockery.. TAURUS...

Horoscopes: Summer 2024
Horoscopes: Summer 2024
May 29, 2024

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your math class will take a more creative approach to end of semester experiences; an interpretive dance about the opposing forces of sin, cosine, and...

Meet the Staff
Max P
Max P
Unpredictable and tootsie-roll

Max’s accolades include: winner of the 2019 Wriders Guild Award, winner of the Stanley Cup, The Regional Biannual Ping Pong Championship semifinalist, participant in second-grade Little League Baseball...