• NT students receive grand total of one dollar after successful class action lawsuit against College Board.
  • When will it stop? Student records first 7.0 GPA, setting a new bar for everyone
  • AP Chemistry students “shocked and appalled” after learning of life outside of school.
  • Combating Congestion, New Trier Expands Lunchroom Stairway to 4-Lanes
  • Walmart Supercenter Opens in the Scrounge
  • “This meeting could have been a poem,” Quips Creative Writing Teacher
  • Declassified Helicopter Footage Reveals that Winnetka Campus has a Bald Spot

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The Near True News
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New Trier Announces Partnership with Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Making Company

Cara Siebert • October 26, 2020

“Putting the ‘fifteen’ in the freshman fifteen,” CEO says NEW TRIER HIGH SCHOOL--New Trier has announced its intent to partner with Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Company, in a statement released Monday...

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Decorating Your Dorm

Cara Siebert • March 31, 2020

Hey guys! You know who it is. (Or maybe you don’t. Hi, I’m Cara. Nice to meet you.) Since presumably you’ve all gotten into the college of your dreams (or Iowa State, at least), I thought I’d...

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