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New Trier Announces Partnership with Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Making Company

Cara Siebert October 26, 2020

“Putting the ‘fifteen’ in the freshman fifteen,” CEO says NEW TRIER HIGH SCHOOL--New Trier has announced its intent to partner with Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Company, in a statement released Monday...

Definitely a guy who is in college.

Decorating Your Dorm

Cara Siebert March 31, 2020

Hey guys! You know who it is. (Or maybe you don’t. Hi, I’m Cara. Nice to meet you.) Since presumably you’ve all gotten into the college of your dreams (or Iowa State, at least), I thought I’d...

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