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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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Top 8 Strangest Items Left in Phone Jails

Top 8 Strangest Items Left in Phone Jails

Emma S December 11, 2024

In response to the supposed overuse of cell phones in New Trier classrooms, the administration recently declared that every student must place their cellular device in the "phone jails." Incensed by these...

New Trier Chicks Hacked!

New Trier Chicks Hacked!

Emma S May 29, 2024

On Wednesday March 16th, students roamed the hallways of New Trier with a skip in their step as they awaited the weekly “Woman Wednesday” post from the school’s very own New Trier Chicks. However,...

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