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Essay Question Stumps AP Students

Essay Question Stumps AP Students

Emma • March 6, 2024

At approximately 10:21 on Wednesday, October 11, mass hysteria spread throughout the AP United States History classrooms of New Trier. In a shocking turn of events, the APUSH Long Essay Question asked...

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