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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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Valentines Day: Just a Trebuchet’s Throw Away!

Valentines Day: Just a Trebuchet’s Throw Away!

Gaby R March 5, 2025

Discarding his heart-tipped bow and arrow that we all know and love, the Cupid has now taken up a traditional trebuchet which hurls heart-shaped rocks designed to be more effective than the arrows in forcing...

Pirates of the North Shore

Pirates of the North Shore

Gaby R December 11, 2024

Recently, New Trier Township High School was involved in a wrongful suspension controversy with the New Trier Sailing Team. The administration was taken aback by the apparent violence that the sailing...

Are Haters Really Gonna Hate on This Election?

Are Haters Really Gonna Hate on This Election?

Gaby R March 6, 2024

New Trier has always had a tolerance for democracy, but recent Student Council campaign events have the school board rethinking their republic. With parties vying for reforms such as changing lunchroom...

New Trier Football Finds Success By Taking the Stage

New Trier Football Finds Success By Taking the Stage

Gaby R November 15, 2023

Just this week, our very own NT Football team showed up to their ultimate game against Deerfield High School, and the play that they ran was so unexpected that it left the other team startled and uncertain....

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