• New Trier Aims to Preserve History with Time Capsule Filled to the Brim with Liquid Nitrogen, Body Parts
  • One Stop Trev Shop Hides 5 Golden Tickets No One Will Look For
  • Teacher Imagines Students Laughing, Applauding at Joke Made on Multiple Choice Quiz
  • Student has yet to close parenthesis opened long ago, rendering past years an afterthought
  • Teachers Will No Longer Accept Bribes
  • Four-year KW requirement prevents young genius from graduating early
  • 94-Years-Young Substitute Teacher Tunes to HDMI-3 on First Try!
  • Volcano Erupts Beneath School; Administrators Recommend Leaving Home Earlier
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Are Haters Really Gonna Hate on This Election?

Are Haters Really Gonna Hate on This Election?

Gaby R March 6, 2024

New Trier has always had a tolerance for democracy, but recent Student Council campaign events have the school board rethinking their republic. With parties vying for reforms such as changing lunchroom...

New Trier Football Finds Success By Taking the Stage

New Trier Football Finds Success By Taking the Stage

Gaby R November 15, 2023

Just this week, our very own NT Football team showed up to their ultimate game against Deerfield High School, and the play that they ran was so unexpected that it left the other team startled and uncertain....

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