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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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Private Investigator Club Comes to the Rescue

Private Investigator Club Comes to the Rescue

George M January 25, 2022

Bad grades are no fun, especially if you totally didn’t deserve them. After all, gaming with the boys always comes first, so any failed assignments are completely out of your control.  But, what...

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