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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

All content by Will P.
A Better Use for Morning Announcements?

A Better Use for Morning Announcements?

Will P. May 21, 2025

We writers at the Near True News have consulted all three of the holders of Ph.D.s in Trevian Mythos and the reclusive Prophet of the Scrounge to compile this important document. We humbly present what...

Students Now Must Scan Driver’s Licenses, Birth Certificates

Students Now Must Scan Driver’s Licenses, Birth Certificates

Will P. March 5, 2025

Citing a need for tightened security at the school, New Trier has announced heightened security measures around all entrances and exits to both campuses. This change in policy resulted from a grassroots...

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