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Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation

New Trier 2030: A Sneak Peek!

Sofia Russick
April 13, 2019

Chairs At School

Sofia Russick, Staff Artist
October 18, 2018

Architect of Misery

Sofia Russick
October 13, 2018

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