The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
Sofia Russick is extremely cheerful and pays attention very well!
ARIES (March 21-April 19): When your hamster becomes rabid and attempts to bite you, you’ll realize your life has become Cujo 2: Snuggly But Deadly. It's a catchy title, but you'll end becoming a mass...
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