March 5School reprimands: “the baggage claim in the Scrounge is exclusively for disembarking airline passengers, not student use”
March 5Viola declared the most sat-on instrument of 2021
March 5Class of 2024 kidnapped and set adrift on Lake Michigan “to prepare them for the true New Trier experience”
March 5Admin whistleblower on remote learning: “It’s just because we ran out of cafeteria food”
March 5‘No taxation without caffeination’ campaign highlights campus inequalities
March 5Applied Arts stops pretending they want learning tools, just asks for bouncy balls and some Cheetos

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