9 things I Love About Sigmund Freud
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The Oedipus Complex: Something about it is just so quaint. It also upholds wholesome family values.
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His glasses: Blindness is an affliction that appeals to me.
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His beard: Its luscious quality and immense volume reminds me of a cloud.
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His love for cigars: He holds one in every photo. How dedicated!
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He stands for gay rights: He was progressive for his time.
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He is Austrian: Mozart is Austrian too.
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The ‘eu’ in his name reminds me of ‘Euler’: Same pronunciation!
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His cremation: There’s a non-zero probability that you have inhaled or consumed a molecule of Freud before
