9 things I Love About Sigmund Freud 

Shirley X and Tyler W|April 5, 2023

  1. The Oedipus Complex: Something about it is just so quaint. It also upholds wholesome family values.

  2. His glasses: Blindness is an affliction that appeals to me.

  3. His beard: Its luscious quality and immense volume reminds me of a cloud.

  4. His love for cigars: He holds one in every photo. How dedicated!

  5. He stands for gay rights: He was progressive for his time.

  6. He is Austrian: Mozart is Austrian too.

  7. The ‘eu’ in his name reminds me of ‘Euler’: Same pronunciation!

  8. His cremation: There’s a non-zero probability that you have inhaled or consumed a molecule of Freud before