Least Creative–”The Sentiment of Defecation”

October 26, 2020

Least Creative--”The Sentiment of Defecation”

Two birds pooped on a canvas after eating some Cheetos, and now it’s art! You can’t create an artistic rendering of the uterus, done exclusively in the color swamp-ass green (calm your dirty mind, I mean a wetland donkey), and expect me to be in awe. However, I will give the artist props for distastefully blending every bodily fluid together. If I had to sit in this classroom and stare at it for the entire school year, I would voluntarily go color-blind. I wish that I had more roasts to provide, but this painting would have to actually provide material to do that.

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Least Creative–”The Sentiment of Defecation”