Every year, most senior quotes are mediocre at best, but a select few are chosen as perfectly representative of the student body. These are our 2021 selections.

• “a² + b² = a C in geometry.” – Anonymous
• “Don’t let anyone ever tell you not to stick your hand in a Bunsen burner.” – Beaker, Muppet Scientist
• “’Fire blanket’ is a very ambiguous term.” – Identity withheld pending court case
• “I will not be one of those people who quotes The Office.” – Michael Scott
• “How come in the whole series, not one person dies of hunger?” – Jennifer Lawrence
• “Damn peanut farm” – Jimmy Carter
• “There’s no crying in baseball, unless the third baseman runs you over with a go-kart.” -Tom Hanks
• “For I have failed, the world, my children, the starving masses… and it is such that I implore you: be better than I, for the quantum of dignity within my bones is insufficient for even the most meager of men.” -Papa Berenstain Bear
• “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Dr. Fauci
• “15 minutes of studying could get you a score of 15% or more on your next final.” -Geico Gecko
• “I’m lost.” -Waldo