The Year’s Best Yearbook Quotes


Every year, most senior quotes are mediocre at best, but a select few are chosen as perfectly representative of the student body. These are our 2021 selections.

  • “a² + b² = a C in geometry.” – Anonymous
  • “Don’t let anyone ever tell you not to stick your hand in a Bunsen burner.” – Beaker, Muppet Scientist
  • “’Fire blanket’ is a very ambiguous term.” – Identity withheld pending court case
  • “I will not be one of those people who quotes The Office.” – Michael Scott
  • “How come in the whole series, not one person dies of hunger?” – Jennifer Lawrence
  • “Damn peanut farm” – Jimmy Carter
  • “There’s no crying in baseball, unless the third baseman runs you over with a go-kart.” -Tom Hanks
  • “For I have failed, the world, my children, the starving masses… and it is such that I implore you: be better than I, for the quantum of dignity within my bones is insufficient for even the most meager of men.” -Papa Berenstain Bear
  • “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Dr. Fauci
  • “15 minutes of studying could get you a score of 15% or more on your next final.” -Geico Gecko
  • “I’m lost.” -Waldo