• 94-Years-Young Substitute Teacher Tunes to HDMI-3 on First Try!
  • Volcano Erupts Beneath School; Administrators Recommend Leaving Home Earlier
  • Lincoln’s Final Letters Reveal Wishes for Big Big Big Chair
  • Scientists Terrified to Discover Astrology Fake
  • Honesty No Longer Best Policy
  • Cooking Classes Will No Longer Be Taught By Eminem’s Mom
  • Women’s Construction Club Breaks Glass Ceiling in Major Sledgehammer Accident
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The Years Best Yearbook Quotes

The Year’s Best Yearbook Quotes

Every year, most senior quotes are mediocre at best, but a select few are chosen as perfectly representative of the student body. These are our 2021 selections. "a² + b² = a C in geometry." - Anonymous ...

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Annie von Dohlen and Eli Trokenheim