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  • Attendance office sees record number of sign in/sign outs on Senior Skip Day
  • Local scribes struggle to maintain business throughout Spring Break
  • New Trier Social Worker Assigns Homework
  • Midnight train’s journey abruptly stops after hitting streetlights, people
  • Safe and Sound: Winnetka Campus Safely Evacuated from Dangerous Popcorn Machine
  • Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, takes out loans from DECA
  • Local students shine at Turnabout, stun crowds with The Metamorphosis theme

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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Ask a Self-Certified “Nice Guy”

A Nice Guy, For Real October 13, 2018

Q: How do I ask out a guy? A: Get him a classic Naruto VHS tape and bacon roses, that’s what all gentlemen like. Q: I wanna ask out my crush but I’m so nervous! A: Ask if she’d wanna go to your...

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