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Ask a Self-Certified “Nice Guy”

A Nice Guy, For Real October 13, 2018

Q: How do I ask out a guy? A: Get him a classic Naruto VHS tape and bacon roses, that’s what all gentlemen like. Q: I wanna ask out my crush but I’m so nervous! A: Ask if she’d wanna go to your...

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