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October 26How to save money on Melatonin by crying yourself to sleep instead
October 26“Devious Licks” peaks with students stealing any respect the school administrators had for them
October 26Student feels more stressed after wasting time meditating to reduce stress
October 26Administrator assigned to observe whether 85 minute periods are too long falls asleep during class lecture
October 26New Trier improves diversity by rounding percentages
October 26English class reading readings on how to write rereads to write right
October 26Tornado Chaser finally catches up

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