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Power, Politics, and Punny Headlines: The Race for Club Presidencies

Power, Politics, and Punny Headlines: The Race for Club Presidencies

Adam P April 5, 2023

New Trier’s political heat has been unleashed throughout the campus. As students find themselves bombarded with propaganda, election updates, and all sorts of political paraphernalia, the Near True News...

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