The Near True News

New Trier Aims to Preserve History with Time Capsule Filled to the Brim with Liquid Nitrogen, Body Parts
One Stop Trev Shop Hides 5 Golden Tickets No One Will Look For
Teacher Imagines Students Laughing, Applauding at Joke Made on Multiple Choice Quiz
Student has yet to close parenthesis opened long ago, rendering past years an afterthought
Teachers Will No Longer Accept Bribes
Four-year KW requirement prevents young genius from graduating early
94-Years-Young Substitute Teacher Tunes to HDMI-3 on First Try!
Volcano Erupts Beneath School; Administrators Recommend Leaving Home Earlier

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Power, Politics, and Punny Headlines: The Race for Club Presidencies

Adam P • April 5, 2023

New Trier’s political heat has been unleashed throughout the campus. As students find themselves bombarded with propaganda, election updates, and all sorts of political paraphernalia, the Near True News...

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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

Adam P