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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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The Year's Best Yearbook Quotes

The Year’s Best Yearbook Quotes

Every year, most senior quotes are mediocre at best, but a select few are chosen as perfectly representative of the student body. These are our 2021 selections. "a² + b² = a C in geometry." - Anonymous ...

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