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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

Anwyn L

Anwyn L, SoundCloud rap album critic

Anwyn, elusive member of society and author of several critically-acclaimed nonfiction novels “Testing Every Single Crayola Marker Color” and “Dented Water Bottles: An Overlook”, possibly lives in your mom’s house with a cat or two. They reportedly enjoy consuming beverages with dihydrogen monoxide and enjoy eating food with carbohydrates, lipids, proteins, and nucleic acid content, just like every human being. Her next works remain unscrutinized by the public eye and will be released as a ten-part saga in the year 2133.

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Zealous School Spiriters found Trevious Maximous Fanclub

Zealous School Spiriters found Trevious Maximous Fanclub

Anwyn L November 30, 2022

A fanclub for New Trier’s very own Trevius Maximus was recently approved by the student activities office. Inspired by his “gallantry and glory,” its members are dedicated to spreading their “spirited...

Recognizing the Signs of Burnout

Recognizing the Signs of Burnout

Anwyn L April 5, 2022

Cue the tears, the migraines, the little pile of hair at the bottom of the shower drain!  The time is ripe for students to start looking out for their friends, family, and even the pet dog. I’m talking...

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