• The Killers concert NOT what it seems. Kindly, be warned.
  • Sumerian student pillages New Trier’s grain and lentil supply
  • New Trier Steals Academic Integrity Policy from Loyola
  • Automotive Engineering creates minivan and I created an even mini-er van
  • IGSS Kids Hacky Sack with Grenade
Anwyn L

Anwyn L, SoundCloud rap album critic

Anwyn, elusive member of society and author of several critically-acclaimed nonfiction novels “Testing Every Single Crayola Marker Color” and “Dented Water Bottles: An Overlook”, possibly lives in your mom’s house with a cat or two. They reportedly enjoy consuming beverages with dihydrogen monoxide and enjoy eating food with carbohydrates, lipids, proteins, and nucleic acid content, just like every human being. Her next works remain unscrutinized by the public eye and will be released as a ten-part saga in the year 2133.

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