• “Devious Licks” peaks with students stealing any respect the school administrators had for them
  • Student feels more stressed after wasting time meditating to reduce stress
  • Administrator assigned to observe whether 85 minute periods are too long falls asleep during class lecture
  • New Trier improves diversity by rounding percentages
  • English class reading readings on how to write rereads to write right
  • Tornado Chaser finally catches up
  • How to save money on Melatonin by crying yourself to sleep instead
Anwyn L

Anwyn L, SoundCloud rap album critic

Anwyn, elusive member of society and author of several critically-acclaimed nonfiction novels “Testing Every Single Crayola Marker Color” and “Dented Water Bottles: An Overlook”, possibly lives in your mom’s house with a cat or two. They reportedly enjoy consuming beverages with dihydrogen monoxide and enjoy eating food with carbohydrates, lipids, proteins, and nucleic acid content, just like every human being. Her next works remain unscrutinized by the public eye and will be released as a ten-part saga in the year 2133.

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