• New Trier students forced to put SSN and in All About Me presentation
  • “Students who use ChatGPT are cheaters” says teacher who assigns homework pages downloaded from abcteaching.com
  • Sloppy Joe made out of Joe (sorry Joe)
  • Study Conducted by New Trier Intelligent Investors Club Asserts that Correlation Between Wealth and Success Doesn’t Exist, It’s All Hard Work
  • New Trier student accepted to Yale after printing college essay on hundred dollar bills
  • Computer Science Student Gets 100 On Their Binary Test
Anwyn L

Anwyn L, SoundCloud rap album critic

Anwyn, elusive member of society and author of several critically-acclaimed nonfiction novels “Testing Every Single Crayola Marker Color” and “Dented Water Bottles: An Overlook”, possibly lives in your mom’s house with a cat or two. They reportedly enjoy consuming beverages with dihydrogen monoxide and enjoy eating food with carbohydrates, lipids, proteins, and nucleic acid content, just like every human being. Her next works remain unscrutinized by the public eye and will be released as a ten-part saga in the year 2133.

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