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The Art Here Sucks

Caitlin Carr-Smith • March 26, 2020

I know this is supposed to be a satirical newspaper, and this article’s message should be elegantly masked in witty satire and prose. It’s what I’m not getting paid for, after all. But frankly, the...

School Takes New Measures to Deal With Stress

Caitlin Carr-Smith and Adam Ruzumna • March 26, 2020

"Every time I see a sweaty student sprinting from the basement to the fourth floor, I think, ‘that’s real progress.’"

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