• 94-Years-Young Substitute Teacher Tunes to HDMI-3 on First Try!
  • Volcano Erupts Beneath School; Administrators Recommend Leaving Home Earlier
  • Lincoln’s Final Letters Reveal Wishes for Big Big Big Chair
  • Scientists Terrified to Discover Astrology Fake
  • Honesty No Longer Best Policy
  • Cooking Classes Will No Longer Be Taught By Eminem’s Mom
  • Women’s Construction Club Breaks Glass Ceiling in Major Sledgehammer Accident

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Restaurant reviews!

Restaurant reviews!

Adam Ruzumna and Maggie von Dohlen November 20, 2020

This issue, our team decided to share our culinary expertise with the rest of the student body by highlighting THE chic restaurants of the North Shore. Here’s our list: “The New and Improved Chipotle”––...

School Takes New Measures to Deal With Stress

School Takes New Measures to Deal With Stress

Caitlin Carr-Smith and Adam Ruzumna March 26, 2020
"Every time I see a sweaty student sprinting from the basement to the fourth floor, I think, ‘that’s real progress.’"
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