March 5
School reprimands: “the baggage claim in the Scrounge is exclusively for disembarking airline passengers, not student use”
March 5
Viola declared the most sat-on instrument of 2021
March 5
Class of 2024 kidnapped and set adrift on Lake Michigan “to prepare them for the true New Trier experience”
March 5
Admin whistleblower on remote learning: “It’s just because we ran out of cafeteria food”
March 5
‘No taxation without caffeination’ campaign highlights campus inequalities
March 5
Applied Arts stops pretending they want learning tools, just asks for bouncy balls and some Cheetos
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