Caitlin CS, Writer Emeritus
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I know this is supposed to be a satirical newspaper, and this article’s message should be elegantly masked in witty satire and prose. It’s what I’m not getting paid for, after all. But frankly, the...
"Every time I see a sweaty student sprinting from the basement to the fourth floor, I think, ‘that’s real progress.’"
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