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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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Human Hamster Wheels, Sweatshops Among Changes to Kinetic Wellness Curriculum

Human Hamster Wheels, Sweatshops Among Changes to Kinetic Wellness Curriculum

Caleb S and Shirley X May 24, 2022

Earlier this week, District Head of State Donovan McMaphin announced the implementation of a revamped Kinetic Wellness curriculum. “The new Kinetic Wellness will not only offer improved opportunities...

When Math Gets Irrational: An Exposé on Mathepolitik

When Math Gets Irrational: An Exposé on Mathepolitik

Caleb S January 25, 2022

Most students at New Trier imagine their math teachers as rather mild-mannered and pleasant individuals who enjoy puns a little too much. However, the darker truth is that a sharp political divide permeates...

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